Category Archives: Promotion

Dear Gatekeeper Person…

I wrote to a bunch of music business supervisors tonight. I was reading an interview with a big wig and he said DON’T send me your stuff but do go to such and such website and look over these supervisors and send them your stuff. If they like you they will tell me about you.

That was good enough.

It’s interesting composing a letter when you know the person receiving it already gets a zillion emails from people crying or jumping up and down about how good they are blah blah blah. I like the puzzle and the challenge and trying at the same time to see if I can do it all and maintain my dignity.

 

 

 

 

Private Indie Go Go Message, War and (maybe) Tony Clifton

Bob

today
PUBLIC

Hello!

Are you totally out of touch with reality?
Why would I employ you in the capacity to bullshit people about something created from the heart and based on authenticity?
Your suggestion that it will raise credibility by expanding the base of backers reminds me of the delusional logic utilized from Hitler to Bush.
It might help you to follow this link below:
http://bit.ly/1lKS4Mh
Good luck unlearning the frail and manipulative stance you find normal.
All the best!

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Petra

1 day ago
PRIVATE

Hello!
Could you use some help with your campaign?
For $5 I will contribute $1, leave a nice personal comment and share your campaign link on Facebook.
This will help your campaign get more views and potential backers, get a better position here and also raise its credibility and motivate others to contribute as well.
If you are interested visit the link below to order my service:
http://bit.ly/1fQq7iU
Good luck with your campaign.
All the best!

…but if by small chance you are just a performance artist doing your job, well then bravo Petra.