Monthly Archives: April 2016

Always A Fighter

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Hi June.

Thanks for the awesome tip. I am working on a new song, thanks. This one isn’t yet finished.

Let me know what you think!



Here at the factory of spam

Sometimes I sign as female sometimes I’m a man

Some compare me to a cancerous weed

Hope this month my next quota will succeed

It doesn’t hurt when they compare me to bacteria

Glad I witched from being a prince from Nigeria

One of these years I might leave this cubicle

Buy myself an ice cream truck and write musicals

Would like to retire as a Broadway star

Buy a new condo and a little sports car

I’ll pen my memoir “Always A Fighter”

After I find an appropriate ghost writer





Giving Actors A Bad Name

After all these years, I can’t believe it’s a recorder. The only thing more amazing than that is that these grandpas are able to pull it off.

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Worst lip-syncing of all time. Not even air in his cheeks! But then again being in your 20s in 1967 might mean you were very stoned and why care about lip-syncing if you’re tripping?

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The again Sam Larkin once told me “Bob, hippies weren’t the main thing in the 60s. There were more straight people, just a few hippies.”


And I know that’s true so Sharon Stone can take her bullshit about Bernie Sanders and keep cheering on the people who don’t want the fix in the machine.


Contact Improvisation

Hillary Clinton explaining to Jews why the Jewish Bernie Sanders isn’t a good Jew.

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Makes me think of Madelaine Albright explaining to women why they are going to hell if they don’t support  a woman.

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Makes me think of Jian Ghomeshi explaining how CBC unfairly judged him for simply having a adventurous sex life that was totally consensual.

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Made me think of every single day living with Harper as the Prime Slime of Canada.


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Made me think about everyone crying about Prince and my friend L. Stu Young who won a Juno award for working with Prince but wasn’t paid for many months despite invoicing him. Eventually had to get a lawyer in order to get paid following which he never was hired again….and oh ya it also makes me think about this lady and her Prince story. 

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