Conspiracy Query


Alan Park, one of the best, started a podcast called Conspiracy Query. He sent me a link to 1d01fcdcheck it out. I thought the theme song could be more distinct; I offered to make a new one. The first thing I have to keep in check with every job I do for others is remember they might not like it. Planning to hear rejection helps make it easier to accept that they are stupid assholes who don’t get the fact that I am perfect and my ideas are superior and they are wrong about anything they feel critical about.

I’m just joking ladies and gentlemen. Alan didn’t like the song, so it goes but I liked it so allow me to share it with you dear blog reader.

A theme song for a podcast probably allows 15 – 20 seconds, probably needs the name of the show mostly as lyrics.

but then I was performing recently with 39 other people in a night of 40 one minute long pieces and the brilliant comedian Allison Hogg sung Happy Birthday to a mushroom – as Bjork. Next day I thought that Bjork singing the Conspiracy Query theme song would be much more hilarious and appropriately fishy (it is a conspiracy podcast after all).

I asked Allison to sing it stLZ8XNv

Here is one of the most hilarious videos by Ladystache (the comedy duo of Allison Hogg and Stephanie Tolev) and another sketch group called the Frenzies CLICK HERE.

1 Comment

  1. Ha! Those are great! I prefer the non Bjork version myself, and holy shit, I would jump at the chance to have Bob Wiseman make a theme song for my podcast, but I’m guessing Alan didn’t go for it because he doesn’t really have a theme song. It’s more of a theme voiceover with space age sounds and maybe that’s the vibe he likes.

    I also thought I would offer to lend a hand with what I thought were some constructive suggestions including the idea of having on some guests to play off Alan, particularly ones who had answers (right or wrong) for some of the questions Alan was asking on the show. I offered to be a guest myself but it turns out that’s not what Alan thinks the show needs.

    Like you, I realized that it is his show, and my ideas are just that. My ideas. I wish him well, and I think he will eventually have me on. But what do I know?

    I enjoyed your post and of course I love your music.


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