“Ok guys there’s this skinny white boy named Rider and he leads 6 little talking puppies who have backpacks strapped to them containing amazing gizmos from pop-up x-ray machines to miniature helicopters and they rescue people who have got there cars stuck in ice or wedged their ankles between rocks, you know how that happens, also we play the rock theme song about every 3 seconds.

We only need about 2 million dollars to start. Whatdya say?”

“Sounds really creative, how about 3 million?”