the categories

and the Juno for venue that most often convinces bands that $100 is fair when they made 20 times that after expenses goes to…

and the Juno for greatest solo done while high on drugs that could kill a rhinoceros goes to….

and the Juno for manager who intimidates most people in the business and get’s highest percentage of the artist’s gross goes to…..

and the Juno for journalist least familiar with their interview subject goes to….

and the Juno for best film score that sounds like another Phillip Glass imitation goes to…

and the juno for band member who drove safest back home after a gig goes to…

and the Juno for best  ancient publicist with a British accent who breaks the ice telling sexist jokes goes to…

and the Juno for artist who did best job of avoiding all political opinions until it was obvious which way the wind was blowing and then got really vocal about it goes to…

and the juno for most imaginative drum solo done wearing a bowler cap and unclothed while simultaneously singing operatically goes to – waitasec there’s only one candidate. Congratulations! 25 years in a row. Great Bob Scott.

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