5 F student excerpts

Freud: Can you teach me how to play Bohemian Rhapsody?
 
Wiseman: Probably
 
Freud: How will you do it?
 
Wiseman: We’ll do small parts then incrementally you’ll know the whole.
 
Freud: Have you don’t this before?
 
Wiseman: Not this one but other songs.
 
Freud: That worked out?
 
Wiseman: Yes and No.
 
Freud: Yes and no?
 
Wiseman: Sometimes people got what they wanted, sometimes more than what they wanted, sometimes they didn’t or quit.
 
Freud: I’d like to know more about when they didn’t or quit.
 
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Finkleman: Can you teach me how to play Bohemian Rhapsody?
 
Wiseman: Probably
 
Finkleman: Well can you or can’t you?
 
Wiseman: It depends on what it’s like to work with you.
 
Finkleman: What do you mean by that? I got the money right here.
 
Wiseman: Because whether or not you will practise what I show you is an unknown.
 
Finkleman: Forget it I’ll call someone else.
 
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Fenster: An your tiach mi t;playimg Bheman apsody?
 
Wiseman: What?
 
Fenster: Grat, Sozey de kaiser.
 
Wiseman: Benicio?
 
Fenster: No poem jes won dater Bheman apsody.
 
Wiseman: I love your work man.
 
Fenster: Yamahm it’d kay me toonie.
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Fetty: Can you teach me or reach me? Can you preach me Bohema Rhapsody?
 
Wiseman: Probably.
 
Fetty: Better try ‘n do a right job I got a glock in my ‘rari Bob.
 
Wiseman: If you buy 5 lessons in advance I make a discount.
 
Betty: You think this deal something I need more than her ass and how I got the weed ?
 
Wiseman: Up to you but I do have one opening.
 
Fetty: So I sit my ass on this seat. I get my stove you bring the heat. We hit the strip clubs find a magic pole then we be cooking’ piano it’s how we roll.
 
Wiseman: I think you do the club yourself, it’ll be like a break to help process some of what we’re doing and then we’ll move on.
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Flash: I need to learn Bohemian Rhapsody fast?
 
Wiseman: Fast?
 
Flash: Fast.
 
Wiseman: You have to learn it slow before you can go fast.
 
Flash: You don’t understand.
 
Wiseman: A lot of people try to play fast.
 
Flash: It’s my superpower.
 
Wiseman: Is that why the track suit and mask?
 
Flash: Not a track suit.
 
Wiseman: It’s my superpower too, yes I can show you easy peasy.
 
Flash: I got your email from Cat Woman.
 
Wiseman: Say hi.
 
Flash: We don’t talk.
 
Wiseman: Sorry.
 
Flash: But she loves that song.
 
Wiseman: I get it.

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