Want to trade cds?
No its ok.
What do you mean?
I heard you play earlier, not my thing.
That’s so mean.
Isn’t it mean to say yes I’ll take your cd when I am not interested?
You should see a shrink.
Because I’m not into your music and I said so?
One should always find something positive to say about the art of someone else.
Have you never heard something you didn’t enjoy? Did you lie to their face and tell them it was great?
I would try to say something constructive. Not everybody has the courage to take the stage. Maybe I would say something about the fact that they took the stage.
You’re the one who should see a shrink.
Because I don’t want to hurt people’s feelings?
Because you lie to yourself.
I didn’t really want your cd anyway.
Great you are being honest.
You have an attitude problem.
Why is that?
Because people need encouragement.
If people need encouragement why are you discouraging me from being me?
You did it again. You have an attitude problem.
You just want to be flattered.
I want to help people achieve their potential.
Very sensitive of you.
Are you making fun?
No I’m realizing you just want to help people and the truth is you have some great songs, I bet you could change the world.
That’s my plan.
Keep on doing it man. You have something special. It isn’t easy to take the stage like that.
I know. That’s what my publicist says too.
I bet he lowers his rate because he really likes your stuff.
How did you know?
Just a lucky guess.