star wars

Student: I’m going to see Star Wars tomorrow, #8 return of the Jedi, I haven’t seen this but I know everything about Star Wars.
 
Teacher: You know Akira Kurosawa?
 
Student: What is that?
 
Teacher: That is the guy whose film Star Wars is based on.
 
Student: Star Wars isn’t based on another film.
 
Teacher: Yes it is, its called The Hidden Fortress. It was made in the 1950s, black and white.
 
Student: I think you mean the light sabre fights because those are based on something from Japan.
 
Teacher: Yes like that movie.
 
Student: I don’t think you’re right.
 
Teacher: Google.
 
Student: I’ve been watching it since I was 8, I think I would know.
 
Teacher: What do you think of the music in Star Wars like when they are in a bar and there is a band playing.
 
Student: I think it is realistic.
 
Teacher: Based on what?
 
Student: Based on what music in the future would sound like.
 
Teacher: But we’ve never been to the future.
 
Student: Yes I know but I still think that is what it would sound like.
 
Teacher: What else do you know about the future?
 
Student: That we all die.
 
Teacher: Now we agree on something.
 
Student: What is that?
Teacher: We all die.
 
Student: Right, but first I’ll make a band and we’ll tour the world and I’ll make a lot of money and buy a house and help my parents.
 
Teacher: That shouldn’t be a problem.
 
Student: I’ve been working on this dream a long time.
 
Teacher: Good luck.
 
Student: Don’t need it.
 
Teacher: Why is that?
 
Student: I don’t believe in luck.
 
Teacher: What do you believe in?
Student: My dreams I believe in those.
Teacher: And if they don’t work out?
Student: Maybe I’ll be a teacher like you.

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