What Probably Happened


“Ok guys there’s this skinny white boy named Rider and he leads 6 little talking puppies who have backpacks strapped to them containing amazing gizmos from pop-up x-ray machines to miniature helicopters and they rescue people who have got there cars stuck in ice or wedged their ankles between rocks, you know how that happens, also we play the rock theme song about every 3 seconds.

We only need about 2 million dollars to start. Whatdya say?”

“Sounds really creative, how about 3 million?”



About Those Piano Lessons

Some people have a talent for driving fast cars some for cooking – me I can show people how to write music, not necessarily brilliant music but good enough to remedy certain problems like classical musicians who want to improvise or people who fear they are too old to start.


My brother Ronnie trained me – I was his left hand so he could solo in the treble clef. I spent hours as a little kid accompanying his blues fantasies and that’s how I start most new students jamming blues on a shared the piano bench. When I was a kid I saw three of these guys in concert – Muddy Waters, Sonny Terry, Brownie McGhee but oh what I would give to see or talk to Otis Spann.


Sometimes journalists want to discuss my piano playing often asking the same questions about Keith Emerson, Garth Hudson or Jerry Lee Lewis but I never studied any of those people – I guess that reflects the journalist’s record collection (especially what’s missing from it). I studied Otis Spann, Keith Jarrett and Joni Mitchell, if I was lucky some of it rubbed off on me but first and foremost it’s the real blues style that informs everything.

Jah Would Never Give The Power To A Copyright Infringement


This singer, Jacob (killer) Miller is an amazing singer. His style incorporates a delay in his singing and I bet it came about from enjoying how delays were an instrumental effect. I imagine he thought it’s cool so why not imitate the delay back but I don’t know for sure either way awesome singing.

But there’s something odd about this song – I’ve always thought it’s take 5 by Dave Brubeck – Isn’t it Take 5’s melody? Even the B section? Just like my theory of how his vocal style came about I have a theory about this – I think it’s like George Harrison and the Chiffons. I don’t think George or Jacob Miller set out to imitate these songs but forgot how the melodies got into their heads.



Sadly I started writing this post because even though I never saw the movie The Rose with Bette Midler and even though I totally couldn’t give a shit about that song, one day 15 years after the release of my first record, the song and comedy man David Deneen-Porter told me In Her Dream opens like The Rose and he was right. I’m so ashamed. Now I never open with those notes in that sequence when I sing it ..would rather hear Conway Twitty’s version, he just speaks it and then nobody can accuse me of copying 4 notes. damn.