by TOM ST. LOUIS
re tweaking and all that….It’s cool that there
are ways to fix things….but I never wanted to
lose connection to that pre electricity world.
Did Sonnyboy Williamson use melodyne?
my whole subconscious assumption is that
I want to be able to do a perfect concert if
the power grid goes down.
I am not sure I ever heard bad drumming tweaked
to where it’s now good drumming…but that whole
vibe time groove thing is endlessly mysterious
a metronome has no soul…it’s too good. so it sucks.
but this drummer over here…his meter is awesome,
but um, no, not like a metronome.
Steve Gad? Well…his high hat is a bit ahead
and his kick is a bit behind and that’s why…
spent a couple of days in Calgary recently
and the engineer would not stop effusing over gary
craig’s ridiculous chops….and let’s face it. they
producing is fun….but I need a good knob twiddler or
regarding bullshitting people about technical
behold the engineer..who has to show off his ear
to intimidate the musicians into obsessively tuning
behold the producer who insists the only way to do
something is with this super dooger…b16 H XL kapootie
pre amp..or whatever…nothing but my way is anything!
When I was just under 6, my mother sent me to get
a hair cut down at the corner.
The barber cut my hair in about two minutes…and then
indulged in this absurd ritual of alleged mini snips all
over the place. This performance lasted at least an
additional five minutes.
I got it in one smart little rat that I was..preemptive
positioning. don’t be thinking your mom can do
first time I worked with a “big producer”, and I guess
only time was when the angels demo, done at manta
in an afternoon got EMIs attention. wait. are you a
big producer? okay, so I worked with a big producer
only this year for five enjoyable minutes.
naturally they had to do it over…so Richard Gottehrer
was called in and he had produced Joan Armatrading
don’t you now. You know Joan, right, the Winnipeg
shove the mic up the cooze lady?
So, he came to my house to watch a rehearsal.
Then we recorded. I was watching for something
anything to indicate some higher perception/acuity
relating to music. I did not see it. One time he jumped
up to come down on a note we were all going to
come down on. so what was that…flamboyant
Paul Gellman…seemed impressed. He played piano
on a song…and said something about working with
a “real” producer. What was real? What was I missing?
Mr. Gottehrer said stop go let’s do it again…all the things
I had been saying all along!
And when the dust settled….$15k had been spent
on a recording not nearly as good as the dang
demo which created all the excitement in the first
Doing Jim’s stuff at Noble Street…there were a
couple of times when I should have done and said
a little more. But on at least two occasions, I had to
stop the song from rolling away in the wrong direction,
and I pretty much think that is what happens to most
songwriters in the studio their first go. It gets away
from them because there is nobody to say…woah,
good smart musicians who understand vibe and
lyric and whatnot get the wrong idea and have to
be stopped and reflighted…that is a part of
what I recently discovered is that what I particularly
enjoy and am good at is…sculpting parts….
so now somebody has to ask me again…I
think I might bet this producing thing.
first (client A)…great session with George Kohler
and a drummer I would not have chosen…..
and then meltdown/shrieking, okay goodbye.
then my pal (client B) ….and him basically making his record
into a clusterfuck theme park and wanting to believe
that there’s no difference between following a plan
and just getting your rocks off…
if anyone ever asks me again, I’m going to have
to get a formal signed agreement….
en tous cas…the Sam Christmas song keeps
repeating on me…tell Magali to make it stop…
those chimey notes…