how to get out of an impossible jail
There was an impossible jail situation where the jailers placed gps trackers inside the bodies of the prisoner. Unless there was a way to remove the tracker, it would be […]
wasted words
Started watching a murder mystery. When the first murder happens there’s tons of weird psycho music surrounding the scene. I hate that, would be more frightening to me to see […]
careful what you call I
It was pointed out to me recently, that when you think about it, it is quite amazing that you can go see a doctor, and you might be told to […]
geoff berner
Went to Geoff Berner’s show, a few weeks ago at the Tranzac. The woman sitting next to me was in love and laughed at every joke or elbowed her friend […]
auto pilot
I have some friends in comedy and some of them are always on: no matter what I say, they have to try turning it into a moment of funny. It […]
fatal
Soloing in concert is sort of like looking both ways before you cross the street, like playing with the idea that one mistake could be fatal, like it is about […]
The Method
Teacher: Is that a good book? Student: Suppose to be. These are interviews with a dozen of the biggest hit songwriters. It’s about different methods they’ve exploited. Teacher: So you’ll […]
harrison bergeron
the thing that so amazing about improvising well, or about listening to good improvisers, is their capacity to remain there. to be in the space of heightened creativity without stopping […]
betting
i bet stevie wonder makes a new record that blows everyone away using only the 70s equipment he made all those other incomparably amazing records with. i bet joe biden […]
years without grass
Bumped into a friend while outside walking, talked about the current zombie apocalypse while keeping 6 feet between us. I annoyed her because I was cheery but I wasn’t trying […]