Wife’s Superpower – Can Be A Teenager At Will
“Wake me up at 8:30 ok? I need to be up then for sure!” “Okay. ” then at 8:30 “It’s 8:30 wake up” “Okay thanks. Just 5 more minutes please […]
General Happening
Toggle Bolts 0 Wiseman 1
I ask hardware store guy what is best for strength screwing into drywall. He says toggle bolts. I look ’em over. They scare me because one has to drill a […]
Ribs
Hurt one of my ribs, a horrible pain that can’t be helped by Doctors, only time. Days or weeks afraid of coughing, laughing or lying down on the injured side. […]
Tiny Lecture
“What’s it like to be a father?” “Good thing she looks like the mother?” “How old is she?” Regular comments after having a kid but the winner for weirdest is […]
babies and people
Traveling around with my infant daughter in a carriage I use the subway elevators which are awesome. Hardly noticed their construction over the years. Makes me proud of this city […]
I Understand But It’s Weird.
So dirty.
Polaris Prize Long List
So I didn’t make the Polaris long list but could any of those fuckers convincingly play the role of a karaoke bartender? Click here to view Versus Valerie
Mclibel during Thatcher, Bickford and Zappa
I have to change diapers on top of everything else.
Acting 101
boooooiiiiiinnnnnggggg!
fact #795
Basically Youtube is the radio station and the tv station.