{"id":2683,"date":"2013-11-15T12:43:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T12:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2013-11-15T12:43:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T12:43:31","slug":"wifes-superpower-can-be-a-teenager-at-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=2683","title":{"rendered":"Wife’s Superpower – Can Be A Teenager At Will"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Wake me up at 8:30 ok? I need to be up then for sure!”<\/p>\n

“Okay. ”\u00a0 then at 8:30 “It’s 8:30 wake up”<\/p>\n

“Okay thanks. Just 5 more minutes please please please. Give me 5 minutes more”<\/p>\n

“Okay.” then in 5 minutes ” Hey it’s 8:35 wake up<\/p>\n

“Just 10 minutes more please. Can you wake me up in 10 minutes?”<\/p>\n

“Okay But aren’t you late?”<\/p>\n

(angry voice)<\/p>\n

“Just 10 minutes more.”<\/p>\n

(10 minutes later)<\/p>\n

“Hey it’s ten minutes later now.”<\/p>\n

“Shit I’m so late.”<\/p>\n

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