{"id":3030,"date":"2014-01-02T16:41:49","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T16:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3030"},"modified":"2014-01-13T17:00:35","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T17:00:35","slug":"new-year-new-contract-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3030","title":{"rendered":"New Year New Contract"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.theatlantic.com\/static\/mt\/assets\/culture_test\/banner_EWF.jpg\" width=\"615\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dear Lucifer<\/p>\n<p>Even though the lyrics to\u00a0 Serpentne Fire, like everything by Earth Wind and Fire, make absolutely no sense*, I am willing to sign away my soul if you could bestow me with approximately 15% of the talent necessary to conceive of horn lines similar to what they did in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ctcMZHwP1H4\">Serpentine Fire<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XQf9dtrc26A\">September<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>your pal (who&#8217;s soul is still available despite being in music biz)<\/p>\n<p>Bob<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* (to me)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Lucifer Even though the lyrics to\u00a0 Serpentne Fire, like everything by Earth Wind and Fire, make absolutely no sense*, I am willing to sign away my soul if you <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3030\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[253],"tags":[456],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-3030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-composing","tag-bob-wiseman-and-lucifer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}