{"id":3328,"date":"2015-02-06T05:22:10","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T05:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3328"},"modified":"2015-02-07T03:07:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-07T03:07:39","slug":"revenge-of-the-loan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3328","title":{"rendered":"Revenge Of The Loan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jerry Harrison in Talking Heads played a Prophet 5.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3631\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective.jpg\" alt=\"Pro53perspective\" width=\"1390\" height=\"1116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective.jpg 1390w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective-1024x822.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Pro53perspective-624x500.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1390px) 100vw, 1390px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/4051923482_592377167f_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3608\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/4051923482_592377167f_z.jpg\" alt=\"4051923482_592377167f_z\" width=\"425\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/4051923482_592377167f_z.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/4051923482_592377167f_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It cost $600 which was clearly unattainable to my 70s teen self so I made\u00a0an appointment with the loans officer at the bank. I was just trying to figure out how you do it, like when I was 21 and wrote to George Martin to let him know I was available if he needed someone. A very reasonable offer I thought.<\/p>\n<p>The Bank of Montreal loans officer, in his green leisure suit, \u00a0told me he used to be in a band when he was younger and I shouldn&#8217;t pursue it he added he knew people who made it and people who didn&#8217;t and kid &#8211; it&#8217;s not worth it.<\/p>\n<p>I said what band were you in? He said the Squires. The Squires? You were in the Squires with Neil Young? He was surprised that a teenager 10 or 15 years later knew them but\u00a0by then I had a respectable command of\u00a0Neil Young&#8217;s bio especially being a Winnipeger.<\/p>\n<p>I was impressed &#8211; he wasn&#8217;t a loans officer at the Bank of Montreal he was the god damn drummer from the Squires! But me being impressed was not his goal; he wanted to set me straight.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3619\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_mbsoajJxWS1qdf09mo1_500.png\" alt=\"tumblr_mbsoajJxWS1qdf09mo1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_mbsoajJxWS1qdf09mo1_500.png 500w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/tumblr_mbsoajJxWS1qdf09mo1_500-300x212.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A few years later I was in that band that people who don&#8217;t know me think of as my last name. \u00a0We were doing very well and traveling all over Canada playing to big crowds.\u00a0Next time in Winnipeg I thought I would pay a visit to that loan officer and more or less brag to him that he was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>At the bank they were freaked out by my nerve\u00a0asking if they could find him for me. He no longer worked at that branch and I said can you look up where he is? I think they pressed the emergency button under the desk to alert the cops. I got the message. I never met him again.<\/p>\n<p>I get where he was coming from but why kill an idea inside the mind of an enthusiastic youth?\u00a0Or maybe it&#8217;s necessary\u00a0for anyone who sticks to the life of being an artist that they have to move through 50 people trying to stop them. Like it&#8217;s all various levels of survival in a video game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3630\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1.png\" alt=\"pacman-ghost-colour1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/pacman-ghost-colour1-624x624.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>like it&#8217;s all about<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rgLI9MVt4Qs\"> La Decima Vittima!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jerry Harrison in Talking Heads played a Prophet 5. It cost $600 which was clearly unattainable to my 70s teen self so I made\u00a0an appointment with the loans officer at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=3328\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[240,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-3328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-performing","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}