{"id":4053,"date":"2017-06-22T13:07:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T13:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4053"},"modified":"2017-06-22T13:07:38","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T13:07:38","slug":"the-guidance-counsellors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4053","title":{"rendered":"the guidance counsellor&#8217;s office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00a0reviewed your history and would like to call your attention to some facts<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>you start laughing if people take serious things you don&#8217;t think serious\u00a0and<\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re don&#8217;t mind taking the long\u00a0way even when there is a short cut and<\/li>\n<li>you used to change cigarette brands based on packaging colours and<\/li>\n<li>you don&#8217;t diligently follow recipes when cooking and<\/li>\n<li>you don&#8217;t need to freak out if things are\u00a0a little out of tune and<\/li>\n<li>you think it&#8217;s ok to play the set list in a random sequence<\/li>\n<li>you changed high schools every year<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I recommend a career in\u00a0freely improvised music.<\/p>\n<p>That will be $400 plus HST.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not funny that&#8217;s my service please pay your bill. Please stop smirking. Do you think that&#8217;s funny? Are you hearing me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u00a0reviewed your history and would like to call your attention to some facts you start laughing if people take serious things you don&#8217;t think serious\u00a0and you&#8217;re don&#8217;t mind taking the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4053\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[253,877,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-4053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-composing","category-lessons","category-warfare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}