Teacher: You’re out of tune with the keyboard could you check your tuning?<\/p>\n
Student: Why don’t you ask her?<\/p>\n
Teacher: Her keyboard has preset pitch already established.<\/p>\n
Student: You could go to the portamento settings.<\/p>\n
Teacher: That doesn’t alter the fact that the Keyboard is already at A440 and your strings are not.<\/p>\n
Student: But I like it this way.<\/p>\n
Teacher: But this is a school, not exactly conducive for working in a group to have someone sharp or flat.<\/p>\n
Student: So what.<\/p>\n
Teacher: If it was a philosophy class I would consider your point, maybe.<\/p>\n
Student: Into micro-tonality.<\/p>\n
Teacher: I’m into not being out of tune, at least not here.<\/p>\n
Student: Have you ever heard King Crimson?<\/p>\n
Teacher: Have you ever heard Mood Jga Jga?<\/p>\n
Student: Have you ever heard Henry Cowell?<\/p>\n
Teacher: Have you ever heard Anhai?<\/p>\n
Student: Have you ever heard Eugene Chadbourne?<\/p>\n
Teacher: I toured with Eugene Chadbourne.<\/p>\n
Student: You win.<\/p>\n
Teacher: Then you’ll tune.<\/p>\n
Student: Ok.<\/p>\n
Teacher: Why are you so difficult?<\/p>\n
Student: I was born this way.<\/p>\n
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