{"id":4585,"date":"2018-03-08T06:05:03","date_gmt":"2018-03-08T06:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4585"},"modified":"2018-03-08T06:05:03","modified_gmt":"2018-03-08T06:05:03","slug":"somewhens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4585","title":{"rendered":"somewhens"},"content":{"rendered":"
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when i hear muzak versions of hits, my ears transfix on how they did it.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when a piano string breaks, i don’t expect to be blamed<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when bananas are spotty i don’t expect them perfect inside.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when people meet me and say i love your music, they mean blue rodeo.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when odetta kissed my hands after my set, i thought she might take me on the road.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when ani difranco threw her arms around me after my set, i thought she might take me on the road.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when the barenaked ladies took me on the road, i didn’t expect it to be so awkward.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when i tried the samsung they left me regretting years of iphone.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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when i sent Frank Davies that commercial song i didn’t expect the mansplaining response.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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