{"id":4659,"date":"2018-04-19T18:19:04","date_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4659"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:25:16","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:25:16","slug":"person-from-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4659","title":{"rendered":"the annoying"},"content":{"rendered":"

I knew a guy who always brought a smartness competition to every encounter winning over and over so when I saw her coming say things like excuse me a second as if momentarily going to another room maybe a glass of water but simply didn’t return. That was how it started the other way of seeing through the blind that rendered the window opaque. the dynamic changed between us he could tell her needs weren’t being satisfied so started longer angrier expert explanations whenever I was present. They became very frustrated with punctuation and pronouns and this was satisfying maybe only to me. but they were loud no getting around it. something about washing grains and so tried to play quieter often this makes an audience get quiet but not them. She started gabbing loudly and bossing around the bartender but other people were annoyed and one of them was just as hostile. I don’t mind a good fight especially when its in another province pleased when they took it outside later realizing they were made for each other. Now, a few years later i was right, here they are at the future bakery (coincidence?) feeding whipped cream and cake to their wee newborn, positioning the kid in front of a portable monitor, passing on expertise.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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