kid: Why is there a mother’s day?<\/p>\n
dad: Because people thought it would be a good idea to have a day to celebrate all that your mother does, there’s a father’s day too if you’re worried about my feelings.<\/p>\n
kid: Why isn’t there a kid’s day?<\/p>\n
dad: There is a family day.<\/p>\n
kid: But that’s not a kid’s day.<\/p>\n
dad: You’re right.<\/p>\n
kid: Is there a piano day?<\/p>\n
dad: The whole month of April is piano month.<\/p>\n
kid: Are you joking.<\/p>\n
dad: Maybe it is just 3 weeks and not the entire month.<\/p>\n
kid: Do people make cards for piano month?<\/p>\n
dad: No they buy different pianists ice cream unless they’re vegan then they get them some wood chips.<\/p>\n
kid: Are you joking.<\/p>\n
dad: Not a good idea to play the piano and be vegan.<\/p>\n
kid: Unless you like wood chips.<\/p>\n
dad: Exactly. What would you like for kid’s day?<\/p>\n
kid: A hatch-a-mole<\/p>\n
dad: What’s so great about a hatch-a-mole?<\/p>\n
kid: It’s just that I don’t have one.<\/p>\n
dad: You don’t have a bowling alley, does the mean you need one?<\/p>\n
kid: You’re not listening to me.<\/p>\n
dad: Ok, hatch-a-mole, next Kid’s day you want a hatch-a-mole. I’ll speak wth my board of directors and get back to you.<\/p>\n
kid: Don’t forget.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"