{"id":4956,"date":"2018-08-17T23:02:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-17T23:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4956"},"modified":"2018-08-19T14:17:36","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T14:17:36","slug":"bank-robber-in-times-new-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4956","title":{"rendered":"bank robber in times new roman"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In the morning mail 2 rejection letters from the Ontario Arts Council. No funding to record the 10 string quartets nor to record a batch of new songs about Jian Ghomeshi’s law suit, Donald Trump’s pardons, why mangos rule, how children calculate interest rates, why Sarah Huckabee shouldn’t be seated, what makes magnets play and luv – look out world, I’m on a roll. These rejections don’t stop me (though I’m expecting a Juno nomination for most grant rejections in a lifetime), just would have made it easier to deal with capitalism.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Onto plan B – bank robbery – if being at York University is a bank and if obtaining a degree is a robbery and if being on the run is like a job from a future employer. All that just to have enough to cover costs and proceed recording. <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Worth it – he answers putting on his mask and cape and typing a 12pt. double spaced Times New Roman essay to slip the teller.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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