{"id":4994,"date":"2018-08-31T19:14:35","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T19:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4994"},"modified":"2018-08-31T19:14:41","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T19:14:41","slug":"trying-to-jump-off-the-cliff-while-realizing-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4994","title":{"rendered":"Trying To Jump Off The Cliff While Realizing It"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"14u1j\" data-offset-key=\"34en0-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"34en0-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"34en0-0-0\">I read retailers sold more when they were playing happy music. I hate statistics like that. I might only be a lemming but I hate being reminded. Then again, to hate being reminded sort of interrupts lemmingness.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"14u1j\" data-offset-key=\"ck001-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"ck001-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"ck001-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"14u1j\" data-offset-key=\"7jngs-0-0\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read retailers sold more when they were playing happy music. I hate statistics like that. I might only be a lemming but I hate being reminded. Then again, to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=4994\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-4994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-warfare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}