{"id":520,"date":"2013-03-06T06:04:59","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T06:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobwiseman.ca\/BobsBlog\/?p=520"},"modified":"2013-03-09T04:23:22","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T04:23:22","slug":"burping-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Burping a Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i highly recommend everyone n the world get familiar with burping a baby. first i would feed the baby, probably milk. half as bottle. much less than a beer bottle. maybe a third of a beer. and then hold said baby around your shoulder area press against your ribs securing her head and wait. just you wait. maybe do a little dance, get down tonight,\u00a0 especially slow mo. and poof!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is amazing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[72,57],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","has-excerpt","post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","tag-what-unusual-things-make-you-feel-great","tag-why-i-love-to-burp-infants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}