{"id":5255,"date":"2022-11-09T15:08:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-09T15:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5255"},"modified":"2022-11-11T19:44:35","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T19:44:35","slug":"children-to-rock-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5255","title":{"rendered":"children to rock stars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>crybabies in the locker room<\/p>\n<p>i need my towel<\/p>\n<p>not that bathing suit<\/p>\n<p>i won&#8217;t change, you have to change<\/p>\n<p>you forgot my goggles<\/p>\n<p>crybabies backstage<\/p>\n<p>why isn&#8217;t my guitar in tune?<\/p>\n<p>tell the opener they have to stop, they can&#8217;t play this long!<\/p>\n<p>we said deli tray<\/p>\n<p>this is the wrong order<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crybabies in the locker room i need my towel not that bathing suit i won&#8217;t change, you have to change you forgot my goggles crybabies backstage why isn&#8217;t my guitar <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5255\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-5255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}