After my van was broken into and the equipment stolen, sometimes I thought up slogans for future tour camouflage.<\/p>\n
1\/ Dirty Diaper Pick-Up Service<\/p>\n
2\/ Dioxin Disposal<\/p>\n
3\/ Best Boa Constrictor Trainers<\/p>\n
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