{"id":5333,"date":"2019-03-05T13:06:13","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T13:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5333"},"modified":"2019-03-05T13:24:52","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T13:24:52","slug":"a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5333","title":{"rendered":"A+"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday I was at a performance and heard a pianist playing with his foot depressed on the sustain pedal the whole time. If I was marking and the class was called Performance Obstruction Technique he would get an A for making it so wet nobody could understand the chords or decipher lyrics within this soggy cloud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday I was at a performance and heard a pianist playing with his foot depressed on the sustain pedal the whole time. If I was marking and the class was […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-5333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}