{"id":5840,"date":"2020-02-06T14:39:50","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T14:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5840"},"modified":"2020-02-09T10:26:00","modified_gmt":"2020-02-09T10:26:00","slug":"haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5840","title":{"rendered":"haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>cheese left on trigger<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mouse knows biting it means death, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>damn it smells so good<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the shame that you feel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>is not worth dwelling upon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you&#8217;ve been fooled again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>piano student<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>always apologizes  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>does not understand<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cheese left on trigger mouse knows biting it means death, damn it smells so good *** the shame that you feel is not worth dwelling upon you&#8217;ve been fooled again <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=5840\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[877],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-5840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}