While walking off the Dundas West subway platform, a man carrying groceries passed me and I admired his interesting yellow parka, moments after, two long lottery tickets blew by. Think they fell from his bags. I scooped them up and yelled at him. He turned around, “are these yours?” He smiled and thanked me. I said good luck with your millions. Later I thought about various movies this could be. In one I kept the ticket and won 50 million dollars. In another I did the same but then lost my mind like Raskolnikov. In another he won 50 million and then asked the public to find the guy who realized he almost lost his lottery tickets to reward him half the prize. In another he won the 50 and never tried to find me. The score would use bingo machines, subway cars and techniques of chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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