{"id":6143,"date":"2020-07-26T03:21:05","date_gmt":"2020-07-26T03:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=6143"},"modified":"2020-07-26T03:21:05","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T03:21:05","slug":"different-samples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=6143","title":{"rendered":"different samples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Success with the opuntia cactus, the one with the zillion micro needles, if you come too close it will absolutely hurt you.  Now, post surgery, sprouting new parts. This is like sampling, no? Might give birth to new songs, might not. This morning everyone was avoiding eye contact with the woman at Landsdowne and Bloor screaming about Jesus and the afterlife. She walked diagonally across traffic and got more worked up by drivers honking. I gave her a thumbs up and I think it cooled her off. She called me brother and assured me my afterlife with JC.  Too bad all those suckers didn&#8217;t dignify her warnings with a simple hand gesture. Now I get to live forever and they only have memories of a rush hour frustration.  Harry Nilsson had a mock gospel song on his record Sandman that I used to sing sometimes, Jesus I said Jesus I said Jesus Christ you&#8217;re tall I bet nobody I bet nobody I bet nobody wants to dance with you at all  <br>Outside Christie subway station a young woman busking with a Gibson Hummingbird. She sang Loves Me Like A Rock. Her voice was good but I wished the actual Dixie Hummingbirds were there to back it up and then two guys walking out of the subway did just that. They knew the parts. This was the best  kind of sample.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Success with the opuntia cactus, the one with the zillion micro needles, if you come too close it will absolutely hurt you. Now, post surgery, sprouting new parts. This is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=6143\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-6143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}