{"id":9101,"date":"2025-11-23T04:21:38","date_gmt":"2025-11-23T04:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=9101"},"modified":"2025-11-27T11:45:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T11:45:57","slug":"punster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=9101","title":{"rendered":"punster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There is a guy on Instagram named Darren Walsh who improvises puns. It&#8217;s astounding. He stands in public places, in the UK, and offers puns to walkers by.  People try to stump him. He&#8217;s so fast, he&#8217;s a great soloist, a great improviser. woman: the sea, Darren: the sea? hmm I&#8217;m not shore. couple: swimming Darren: children in french swimming pools should piscine and not heard.  two women: sisters Darren: my sister keeps talking to me in french even though I&#8217;ve taken out a restraining order telling her she&#8217;s no allowed o do that &#8211; so I think I&#8217;m going to s\u0153ur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a guy on Instagram named Darren Walsh who improvises puns. It&#8217;s astounding. He stands in public places, in the UK, and offers puns to walkers by. People try <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/?p=9101\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[899],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-rockbob","post-9101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-improvising"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bobwiseman.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}