Bob Wiseman

Contact Improvisation

Hillary Clinton explaining to Jews why the Jewish Bernie Sanders isn’t a good Jew. Makes me think of Madelaine Albright explaining to women why they are going to hell if they […]

Don't Hurt Me Sweetie

The 2cnd last time I laughed so hard I needed medical help was when I was 12 at the Odeon Theatre in Winnipeg watching appropriately a farting cowboy scene in […]

Radio Ideas

I have 3 ideas for radio shows on CBC. I thought about submitting all three at once but it was pointed out to me that I might seem a weirdo […]

Future Guess

In the future our children or grandchildren (or general public) will look over IP records of all your online browsing and draw whatever conclusions about whatever sites you went to […]

I Don't Want To Brag

….but my 3 year old is endlessly amazed that I can make the water temperature not too hot or too cold. unlock the front door. pick things up with chopsticks. affirm […]

Two Views

The bad news is I came home tonight to find the furnace kaput, and it’s freezing. The good news is 2 weeks ago I bought an insurance policy specifically for […]

Named by Hendrix

When you’re a kid the record collection of older siblings are gateways to other worlds and or me – Spirit featuring Ed Cassidy and Randy California was a special prize. […]

New Years Day 1961

Lee Van Leer (C. J. Feeney) died in January. In the obit it said his bandmates broke down his apartment door after he wasn’t seen for more than a week. […]

Hide My Ass

Earlier in 2015 I noticed if I used the Gmail Telephone the light from my camera would briefly come on. I don’t want someone to have access to looking at […]