May 2019

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the young whippersnapper played as fast as possible. the old pianist said where’s the fire? young whippersnapper said you never know when you’re going to die. maybe i’ve had it […]

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My favourite salesperson in a music store is the one who despite not owning the expensive pieces of equipment or having any real experience with them has very serious opinions […]

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Turned on the metronome, said to the little guy “Can you hear the sounds that are repeating?” nodded affirmatively. Then I asked if he could do it but he played […]

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The server at the cafe looked like band material and I was right. “We just came off the road.” “Where did you go?” “We toured Western Canada and a little […]

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once upon a time there was a chorus that said the same thing after each verse. the verses complained and got together to file a grievance. some thought the verses […]

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The director told me she really likes the temp music she hired me to replace. She said “by all means please do anything you think of but I really really […]

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A composer once told me when positioned before an instrument trying to write music you try something, then  decide to continue with that idea or else move in a different […]

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At the airport there were two people operating a booth advertising the Winnipeg Comedy Festival. I took their flyer and they gave me a banana. Have to admire whoever directed […]

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Jim Morrison yelling You Cannot Petition The Lord With Prayer or John and Yoko screaming each other’s name over 4 or 5 second vowels from their Wedding Album or the woman […]