The Grant pt 3

Seasoned Staff: Thank you all for being jurors. Here’s your own thank-you-baseball-hat and are any of you interested in being on the next juries which are September 14th and October […]

  “I think it could have been recorded differently” says Engineer “This grant is just to get money to record it properly right?” says Composer #1 “But even for a […]

4 middle aged white guys sit at a work table at a grant meeting to evaluate classical music submissions. one is the editor of a music paper. one is an […]

whoever is producing the record has to be the song’s best friend surround yourself with collaborators who don’t make a hissy fit if you disagree. listen to every vocal take as […]

fred: i hate bach judy: bach is a genius randy: i’m trying to eat dinner. why are you fighting? judy: we’re not fighting he’s bragging about being stupid. fred: bach […]

student: here’s my cd.    instructor: thanks but maybe you should give it to someone else.   student: won’t you take it?   instructor: you can leave it but no […]

piano student: how do you make a B part? me: you just do something else but vary it from the A part. piano student: how do you do that? me: […]