General Happening

Lokchi has perfect pitch. She says anybody can. “You can have perfect pitch Bob” I went over to the piano and played G# at a good distance from her. “G#” […]

Echolocation 1984

This is from Echolocation a zine that circulated around Fat Alberts in 1984. I think there were only three issues or at least that’s all Meg Tennant could find when […]

The Public Archive

  There is a letter in the public archive which Groucho Marx wrote to Warner Brothers in response to a legal challenge made by Warner Brothers to halt the film […]

I ask hardware store guy what is best for strength screwing into drywall. He says toggle bolts. I look ’em over. They scare me because one has to drill a […]

Hurt one of my ribs, a horrible pain that can’t be helped by Doctors, only time. Days or weeks afraid of coughing, laughing or lying down on the injured side. […]

“What’s it like to be a father?” “Good thing she looks like the mother?” “How old is she?” Regular comments after having a kid but the winner for weirdest is […]