On my way to teach in a neighbourhood I do not usually hang in, noticed in the distance a big sign for a piano store. Thought that was cool and […]

A 7 yr. old piano student told her teacher “It’s weird you call these black notes Eb but they’re in different parts of the piano. Why don’t you give each […]

the young whippersnapper played as fast as possible. the old pianist said where’s the fire? young whippersnapper said you never know when you’re going to die. maybe i’ve had it […]

My favourite salesperson in a music store is the one who despite not owning the expensive pieces of equipment or having any real experience with them has very serious opinions […]

Turned on the metronome, said to the little guy “Can you hear the sounds that are repeating?” nodded affirmatively. Then I asked if he could do it but he played […]

The server at the cafe looked like band material and I was right. “We just came off the road.” “Where did you go?” “We toured Western Canada and a little […]

once upon a time there was a chorus that said the same thing after each verse. the verses complained and got together to file a grievance. some thought the verses […]

The director told me she really likes the temp music she hired me to replace. She said “by all means please do anything you think of but I really really […]