Guilty Pleasure Ringtones
Jim Morrison yelling You Cannot Petition The Lord With Prayer or John and Yoko screaming each other’s name over 4 or 5 second vowels from their Wedding Album or the woman […]
Bob Wiseman
this is the awning of the cage of asparagus
mother: what did you learn today? daughter: polyrhythms mother: what do you think. daughter: they’re amazing. mother: because… daughter: because it’s like the moon and […]
the favours
There is a story out there that John Lennon got Harry Nilsson a 5 million dollar contract in the 70s by showing up and intimidating the RCA president. Everything is […]
I don’t want to be the one
This morning, the Inkspots came over the speakers while sitting in a cafe. The Inkspots have the craziest and most fantastic of signatures. One of them always sings the lyric […]
pretend it’s your movie
Nobody is right or wrong, taste is opinion and opinions change. That’s what is so awkward about writing music for a film or producing another artist’s music. Is it about […]
plugs
At the end of the semester showcase for friends and family somebody’s younger sister or brother usually notices and queries “why don’t they turn down their volume instead of wearing […]
i ain’t singing for Pepsi
A Word From Our Sponsor….. The Colgate Comedy Hour, 1950 Jack Benny For Texaco, 1968 XM radio, Bob Dylan and Cadillac are teaming up, 2007 Went […]
no juno
I was at an event where a teacher was given an award for being a favourite teacher based upon student reviews. Seemed a little suspicious, the best lessons I learned […]
Darwyn
I worked a little with interesting piano teacher in Riverdale who showed me a trick for piano scales. You fit your hand into two positions, one comprised of the thumb […]
mrs. stadnyk
student: i’m sorry mrs. stadnk. i know i didn’t practise i’m sorry i tried really like i even have reminder posters on the wall in my room “practise” like i […]