Promotion

I’ve decided that for every PDF requiring a signature, instead of struggling to fake my actual handwriting with a jittery stylus, I’ll make an unapologetic digital scribble. A Rorschach “BW” […]

Did an interview with the University of Guelph. They sent an email months ago asking if any PhD students would let them interview and do a photo shoot. Every performer […]

Student: Have you ever been ripped off?Teacher: Oh yeah.Student: Does it piss you off?Teacher: Oh yeah.Student: Did it ever make you want to quit?Teacher: I did.Student: You quit?Teacher: Uh huh.Student: […]

The Tranzac AGM is next week. I have some ideas for helping it and might try to join the board again. I think they could use a few more people […]

Last February, in the sauna after working out at the Y, me and another guy talked about the democratic debates. He told me they are socialists, added he was scared […]

ad on the subway for a radio station trying to demonstrate that they are a place for indie bands. the slogan said something like 90% of their music was not […]

Inside Starbucks, using the bathroom and there is a community board advertising local theatre and other local things, like as if Starbucks was small and genuinely interested, the way a […]

There is a story out there that John Lennon got Harry Nilsson a 5 million dollar contract in the 70s by showing up and intimidating the RCA president. Everything is […]

In the dream I re-entered the house where all the activity was for the tour and didn’t see anyone when suddenly a 250 lb tiger approached me. At first I […]