I’ve decided that for every PDF requiring a signature, instead of struggling to fake my actual handwriting with a jittery stylus, I’ll make an unapologetic digital scribble. A Rorschach “BW” that barely even hints at the letters of my name. It pleases me to poke at the absurdity of the system, to replace solemn legality with something halfway between a doodle and a dare. I imagine, someday in some improbable courtroom, holding it up as evidence: That? Please. It’s clearly a Jackson Pollock doodle.