Dear Lucifer

Even though the lyrics to  Serpentne Fire, like everything by Earth Wind and Fire, make absolutely no sense*, I am willing to sign away my soul if you could bestow me with approximately 15% of the talent necessary to conceive of horn lines similar to what they did in Serpentine Fire or September.

your pal (who’s soul is still available despite being in music biz)

Bob

* (to me)