Sometimes I want to be a filmmaker who has a camera set up outside grocery stores who have specially designated parking spots for people who have special needs and then film all the folks who park in those reserved spaces even though they seem perfectly agile and have no permit on their dash.

My next film would be about the many people clamouring to get on the elevator in the subway to travel the distance of one floor while those in wheelchairs or with baby strollers or on crutches, wait for them to finish.

I will call my first film “Assholes” and the second “More Assholes”.

I wonder if I will get an idea for a third.