the stock boy who placed jars on shelves at the delicatessen, noticed a famous musician enter the store and was very pleased when same musician asked directions to the bathroom. he pointed to the hallway and said second door to your right. later, on facebook and twitter, he wrote all about his encounter as though the famous musician was his close associate and asking where do i go to take a pee was like sharing a secret he wouldn’t share with just anyone. many were impressed with his account and thanked him in the comments and retweets. they also asked if he had more info, like which hand did he use to open the door, was his zipper done up when he returned, did he actually order a sandwich? the stock boy did in fact notice more and in his next dispatch relayed how he ordered a pastrami on rye with hot mustard but more concerning was the fact that while waiting in line, he seemed to be having a heated exchange of texts on his cell. in fact he definitely saw him text wtf! how ironic added the stock boy, that the famous musician, supposedly a spiritual man, would write wtf! soon twice as many readers as the first post, concurred this was unbelievable that the famous musician, considered by many to be wise and learned, would be such a hypocrite and show emotional frustration or impatience when in fact his reputation among his fans was being knowledgeable in spiritual arts. how pathetic and hollow they barked before asking if the stock boy had any other gossip.