kid: papa how do I play this?

papa: like this.

kid: that’s too hard.

papa: yeah you’re right, forget it.

kid: papa you’re doing that pscho something again. papa: reverse psychology?

kid: yes you’re doing reverse psychology.

papa: no I’m definitely not!

kid: you just did it!

papa: no I didn’t. now stop trying to play the scale.

kid: no I won’t! but you just did it again.

papa: I resent the insinuation.