UNEXPECTED TEXT: Good day! I am Reid I wish to ‘cover a new ‘role that has come lately opened up. I’m around-can we talk when you are?

ME: Reid. You write like a spam artist. Are your parents ok w your life choices?

No second text came.

Years ago I used to sometimes do a variation of that in concert when there was undesirable noise while I performed piano improvisations. It was hostile on my part, I know, but I reasoned considering they paid money to “listen”, it’s fair I try to create better listening conditions. I stopped in the middle of playing and said “I forgot to tell you this is called shut the fuck up. No not you sir I’m just stating the song title.”