A friend put me through a mock interrogation to prepare the PhD defense tomorrow. His questions were excellent, sharp, thoughtful, direct, the sort of questions that make you grateful and mildly alarmed. I managed to answer them, which was encouraging, though I remain suspicious of what actual academics may devise once gathered in committee formation. Still, the machinery advances. I’m warming to the idea of a business card signature – Dr. Wiseman. The faint scent of authority, whether earned or theatrical. One imagines doors opening, phones ringing, opportunities appearing in suits. I suspect none of it happens. But if nothing else, I may be able to introduce myself with a straight face while causing minor confusion in cafes and airports.