After his father the famous A&R executive died, the company gave the position to young Denny. Denny who always believed he knew a hit when he heard one, made it his first order of business to sign his high school friend Blinky Swivelhead. The record went nowhere, he spent another 70k on a video which also went nowhere. Executive management had a meeting and discussed why they assumed the child of the person who did a job well, should be also be good at it just because their parent previously held the position. Just kidding, people don’t reflect on that line of thought.
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Meanwhile at Ivanka Trump headquarters they were planning her 2020 run at the republican party, someone suggested a song about being unique from that new Blinky Swivelhead. They negotiated a $300 fee for Blinky to sign away his rights to the song in perpetuity for use at future rallies and all branding videos.