The famous songwriter from Los Angeles developed writer’s block which grew worse and worse, everyone worried about him and his career. His manager, family and fans set up a Go Fund Me campaign, raising money for him to work with Gustav die Kuhscheisse, famous Viennese therapist known for healing inefficient hooks, meaningless solos and writer’s block. De Kuscheisse’s only condition was to be paid in advance.

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After the transfer was complete, the songwriter flew to Vienna obtained a hotel room and confirmed his first appointment with die Kuscheisse’s receptionist Helga. But on the day of the first appointment, the doctor wasn’t present. This was bizarre since time and money had been raised precisely for him to enter into the famous Viennese’s therapy. The songwriter waited outside until twenty minutes later when he received a text on his phone with the message “sorry I forgot about our meeting today, let us reschedule. It is not a major problem anyway, right? You just feel blocked about songwriting, yes?” He swallowed his pride and rescheduled with the receptionist to return in a week.

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When he showed up a week later (and less many more Euros), again Gustav was not there and once again sent a similar text. It happened two more times and he became furious about this waste of time and money and the insulting texts which delivered insinuations alluding his problems were insignificant. He started writing again all about this bullshit, about people in positions of authority who were imposters and undeserving of their status. Before the fifth meeting he had written fifteen songs and booked a ticket back to California on fire about his next album and video ideas. As far as he was concerned Gustav was a fraud and it pissed him off he had been paid in advance.