Two improvising guitarists, one says let’s be more melodic, the other says

How does anyone prove anything is melodic?

First replies because it sounds pleasant.

But what if I find the sound of sirens wailing or a tuba farting pleasant?

You just want to fight.

That’s not true I like dynamic sounds is all. You think it’s wrong if I like Pulp Fiction if you don’t?

Ok ok let’s be less dissonant, is that better?

That’s the same argument. I find Mozart dissonant.

You can’t find Mozart dissonant.

Yes I can, I leave the room if I hear it.

Is the way we’re talking right now dissonant or melodic?

Both.

So you live in a world where nothing is just one thing where everything is an illusion.

You don’t?

Melodic and dissonant are different things, completely different things.

Right like Biden and Trump.

Oh my God you don’t think Biden and Trump are different from each other?

I think certain compositions are never understood until later if at all.