The singer-who-bullied-to-compensate-for-lack-of-talent, said to the drummer-who-stated-the-obvious would you like to do some heroin after the show with me and Foxglove? The drummer-who-stated-the-obvious was about to state this isn’t possible, you’re […]
I have to talk to you. Sure. I have a problem, some of the students are so bad that I want to tell them how bad they are. I see. […]
There was a time I often went to Pirate Video Cabaret at Clintons and if Alan Park was on the bill it was extra special. That amazing hilarious intimidating and […]
At the beginning of the doc about Nina Simone from about four years ago, she’s playing to a room of three or four hundred people somewhere in Europe and somebody […]
crybabies in the locker room i need my towel not that bathing suit i won’t change, you have to change you forgot my goggles crybabies backstage why isn’t my guitar […]
It’s that moment in an improvisation where someone is leading and someone else tries to go in another direction and they work it out in one of two ways. Theres […]
The judges at the songwriting contest all had associations with hits but each of their hits achieved stature through capitalism and payola. So, to be rejected meant nothing about how […]
At the start Moses Znaimer took the stage. How long it will take him to mention Leonard Cohen for no reason. Turned out about twelve minutes. Thankfully, Yvonne Ng was […]
The brain is wired up to find meaning in everything, hence believing there is meaning in life. Maybe another way to put it is that it does not compute to […]
It’s that time of the semester when students hand in their “bad song assignment” and I check whose bad song is the best bad song. Some make things that are […]