oh please
Standing in Dollarama wondering when they will start selling cars, condominiums and coffee makers since they’ve moved in on everything else. Do You Think I’m Sexy comes on the overhead […]
Politics
the new drummer’s character trait
In a universe not so far away there was a drummer in a band who liked to state the obvious. If the band started driving on the expressway, heading to […]
eff it
One day the notes in the song realized they were alive and living notes. Soon they started to study who had similar pitches and where they were located on the […]
remembered all the words
I’ve seen all the Michael Holingsworth plays, I enjoy them immensely. One time I insulted an actor without realizing it at a little party for everyone upstairs after the performance […]
classical music lesson
One time a classical music teacher asked for a lesson. They could technically execute whatever we discussed but they sounded like they were playing an exercise and disconnected from the […]
ripped off from his solo and alienation
An adventurous guitarist was asked to play a solo on a record but not everyone in the room understood the solo and so he was asked to do another and […]
the guy that knew a guy
The older British guy in the photo store at Walmer and Bloor said when he was in college he used to watch Brian Jones at gigs. He isn’t bragging or […]
nobody’s home pt 1.
Dmitri, a bass player noticed the band he played in was always critical. Either they were insulting other groups or else envying how much better other groups were than them. […]
right and thong
There is a great film from 1979 called The Shout (Alan Bates, Susannah York, John Hurt) spooky subplot about sound/ listening. Alan Bates character lived years with Indigenous people in […]
job interview
bossman: do you know much about us? applicant: I know someone who studied here years ago. bossman: who? applicant: don noyse bossman: i remember him. he […]