I reviewed your history and would like to call your attention to some facts

• you start laughing if people take serious things you don’t think serious and
• you’re don’t mind taking the long way even when there is a short cut and
• you used to change cigarette brands based on packaging colours and
• you don’t diligently follow recipes when cooking and
• you don’t need to freak out if things are a little out of tune and
• you think it’s ok to play the set list in a random sequence
• you changed high schools every year

I recommend a career in freely improvised music.

That will be $400 plus HST.

It’s not funny that’s my service please pay your bill. Please stop smirking. Do you think that’s funny? Are you hearing me?